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Yo a few jokes to cheer u guys up b4 the MID YEAR EXAMS lol. Actaully abit late 11 plus then post lol joke la.

For Crying Out Loud

With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman
was
able to give birth to a baby recently.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various
relatives
came to visit. "May we see the new
baby?"one of them asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while
first."

Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "May we see the
new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

A while later and again the guests asked, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"When it cries!" she told them.

"When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?"

"Because, I forgot where I put it."

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Another one: The Nun Decorators

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room
without getting any paint on their clothes.

The one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off,
fold
them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't
see.

What could it hurt." They let him in.

The man walks in, does a double take, and says, "Where do you want me
to
hang the blinds?"

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And one more (Promise... this is the last one...for TODAY!!!): The
Soldier and the Nun

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out
of
breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
"Sister,
have you seen a soldier running by here?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't
want
to go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a
great pair of balls... I don't want to go to
Iraq either."

Hope u guys like it.

O.o HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL GOH. Hey 3e1 ppl pls dun get the wring idea zzz. Hope u like the present i gave u took a while for me to think so...

P.S Yea 12 papers lol. dun give up hor lol.