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Saturday, April 26, 2008
Confusing English:

Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.Then look for
the answer below. Test yourself first.


'Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement
of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact
size of which was unspecified.

'One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe
damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure;
subsequently, the second member of the team performed
self-rotational translation, orientated in the same direction taken by
the first team member.'

ANY GUESSES WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?



Scroll down to understand .......in simple English what this translates
to.














































Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!